POSER

So, many moons ago I posed for genius photographer Caitlin Cronenberg, for a book of nude photography she was working on. Years later, it's been released. My MOTHER ordered a copy for herself. For real. Everyone's like "Do your parents know you did this???" And I'm like "Uh, yeah. My mom pre-ordered a copy more than a year in advance."

For real. I can't shock my family. They're unshockable. There's the book of nudes with their son in it sitting on the coffee table. Life is rad, eh?

Anyway, the book is gorgeous. BUY A COPY!

http://www.caitlincronenberg.com/poser

Here's an edited version of my pic, slightly lower-res than in the book. If you want to see what I look like naked, then you have to buy a copy. Or come to Brooklyn, cuz the chances of me sleeping with you (any of you) are pretty high, actually. Or just search really hard online. ;-)

So yeah. Me in my nakedness. I look so young! Pre-arm tattoo, eh?

Heheheheehee

Anyway, it was a great experience to pose for her, she's the hippest thing since interracial sex, and I adore her. And being naked is awesome.

Wanna see the uncropped photo? Buy the book, muthafuckas....

Monster

Because sometimes a fun night out means getting your neck bitten open and your heart eaten by a sexy boy who in reality is a sexy monster with a craving for flesh. Especially if it's by Brooklyn-based performance-art sexbomb ROCKIT.

Mel Gibson is a Complete Fucking Bigot

I guess in addition to all of the more-than-obvious reasons to hate this piece of shit, there's also the reality that millions of "Christians", both good and bad, put faith in him to tell Christ's story from a place of genuine Christian love, whatever the fuck one even believes that means.

So really, we had a complete fucking bigot in charge of telling the story of Christ. I *HOPE* that many Christian communities are outraged about this. Something tells me they won't be.

So. He's on record for blaming the Jews for "all the wars in the world".

He also hates women and apparently fake breasts.

He likes to use the "N-word" and thinks that black men travel in packs, raping women who deserve it.

And, of course, his legendary anti-gay bullshit.

"They take it up the ass. [laughs, stands up, bends over, points to anus] This is only for taking a shit." —to Spanish newspaper El Pais when asked what he thinks of gays, in 1991.

"With this look, who's going to think I'm gay? I don't lend myself to that type of confusion. Do I look like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?" —from the El Pais interview.

"I'll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off." —to Playboy in 1995, about whether he'd issue an apology to gays and lesbians, as GLAAD recommended.