Oh, to be woken up at the crack of dawn on a designated "Sleep-In Day" because the perpetually at-war couple next to me decided to unleash the latest installment of their saga in the hallway, outside my apartment. Thanks for the world's most annoying wake up call on a day I didn't need it. I liked you both better when I could hear you fucking through the walls. Needless to say, this video was taken on the morning of February 14th. Methinks they didn't have a happy Valentine's Day....