I like to call them "Jewcatchers" myself. Apparently that's an "offensive" term. I thought that was the whole point of using such words with a sense of irony - you shock and educate at the same time. Anyway, back to my main thesis: Gay Republicans Have Capers For Testes.
That will be a song, at some point, in that musical I keep meaning to write but never get around to even starting.
Now, the thoughts!
Are All Gay Republicans Self-loathing?
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