Well the good news is it's still easy to get assault rifles
and still all-but-impossible to get married if you're gay.
so americans can all rest easy knowing that no children will die this week from drive-by lesbian weddings.
or from gays entering a crowded movie theatre armed with their husbands.
Seriously, America. Wake up. Last week Uruguay voted and passed Marriage Equality. Gay couples can now legally marry in Uruguay. On that exact same day in the USA, 34 Republicans in Montana voted to keep sexual conduct between two consenting adults of the same-sex (ie, GAYS) a criminal offense. A felony. Punishable with up to 10 years in prison, and a hefty fine.
Apparently Newtown wasn't enough. Neither was Columbine, clearly. It seems Conservative Americans don't care about their children being killed. But they sure do care about gay couples getting married.