Bruises, bruises, bruises.
Why do I find you so sexy?
It's like butch Man-Drag, essentially
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Consider it an extension of the "Scruff-App Look" - you got a hairy chest, a big old beard, some rad-rockin' biceps and a look that screams "I LOVE OFF-ROADING!"? Yeah, well I've got a split lip and a black eye. So there. You're covered in mud? I'm covered in blood. Ish. And it turns me on. It's like a piercing or a tattoo, only it doesn't last as long and hurts a heck of a lot more. Maybe it all stems from the complete homoeroticism of FIGHT CLUB, which I saw when I was seventeen. Same thing with scars - I think they're hot. Not crazy "look at how I cut myself" scars, but those ones you get from ...well, whatever it is that one does that results in them gettin scarred. They've all got a story. Preferably a hot one. It's that gutter-punk factor. Dirty Pretty Things. But yeah, there's that undeniable woof-factor to a good ol'bruise.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
4 comments:
Self-hating, judgmental fag bigtime into fake bruises.
How very boring and trite.
...said the anonymous coward who still manages to take the time to obsessively check me out.
;-)
I was dating someone once who had a bad accident, a pole had hit him in the eye... he was ok and very lucky. he also had a terrible bruised eye. I picked him up from hospital with his ex b/f... we both kept looking at him and then each other until he finally yelled "you both think this is sexy don't you? don't you!" then turned to me and said "you are not fucking me until this is healed!" well apparently he was healed enough a few hours later. And yes.. it was sexy as hell.
love the nasty pig jock I have several myself, very sexy on you!
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